5.27.2006 @ 12:29 pm |
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Dose anyone really give a crap about the Dixie Chicks? Wait.... no. No they dont. |
2.9.2005 @ 12:31 am |
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Today I start a new diet, Everything I eat from here on in will be in a bowl!!! WHY!?! Because it is the latest fad diet started by yours truely... thats right, Jonathan taylor thomas. well, me and him sorta colaborated on it! |
2.8.2005 @ 02:17 am |
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!! I bought a juice thats bottle is clearly labed "WONDERFUL" And I tell you all, IT ISNT LIEING. SPEAKING OF WONDERFUL! I just got FOUR tickets in one day! 1) 6mph over the speed limit 2) Talking on a cell phone 3) No registration in window (even though there is one and I handed the officer the newer one that I hadnt placed in the window yet) 3) No insurance (which he could have easly punched into his damn computer! Now thats what I call wonderful! |
2.3.2005 @ 12:34 pm |
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My intestines feel like they are on the verge of falling out. In other news, my latest fart smelled of taco! |
1.27.2005 @ 11:57 am |
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Zeek: It would be hillarious if this kid had a humongous penis! Tony: Well you better start laughing. |
1.10.2005 @ 01:33 am |
1.6.2005 @ 06:15 pm |
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TODAY IS MINE AND TRISHS THIRD MONTH ANIVERSARY!!! WOOOOTWOOOOOOOT I love you trish!! I bet everyone else is sick of me talking about her, WELL TOO DAMN BAD!!! In other news, Today it snowed, then it rained, then I peed. I also ate a bowl of cerial which I opened with a razorblade. I also also got a haircut which looked like the guy from ghostbuster, but not egon, that pudgy one!!!! Last time I got a haircut I looked like a lesbian and someone called me "MISS" WOOHOO! Ghostbusterrs beat lesbians in my eyes! |
1.1.2005 @ 02:20 pm |
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HORRAY! Its 2005... wooooot! Im sitting in trish's room on her computer!! Shes on the other side of the room saaahhhhleeeeeeping! ...Im supposed to wake her up soon, but she looks so cute and peaceful!! New years was fancy pantsy!! I ate everything in the world and drenched it all in dip! YAY!! I also called into work today, I tried to give them warning but Im in longisland and Im spending the day with trish, not driveing an hour and a half home just to work, mothafuckaz. Everyone is going to be so mad at me when I get back, woooopsy. |
12.25.2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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I just realized I was picking my nose and thought to myself "Oh no, what shall I do about this" and then I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was write in my journal. I took the courtesy of putting it into a tissue and throwing it in the garbage, no flicking for me. The end! |
12.22.2004 @ 01:29 am |
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